Pants On fire

This book is about a boy called Tony who gets a pair of pants that are yellow and have black spots one day he decided to wear them to school. When ever he lied they who start shoting sparks out from the sides and fire. At P.E he told a lie and guess what they got on fire h was running round the filed with 2 leafs in his hands one for the front and one for the back after the pants started chasing him the pants would aloso make techers do what ever he wanted.

I would rate this book 10/10

Clever Lollipop

This book is about a pig who's owner is a royal girl who owns a pig called Lollipop.  One day the royal girl gets called to her parents to tell her she is getting a teacher we will be holding interviews to find the perfect teacher just for you.  I will only do it if Johnny can learn with me um.... OK. So the next day they went to school

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Horrid Henry's Joke Book

leieThis book has lots of very funny jokes for example: what do you get if you sit under a cow answer a pat on the head and here is another one: Margaret Knock Knock-Susan who's there-Margaret-
sorry-Susan-sorry who Margaret- sorry wrong door. This book Was a really interesting read it had heaps and heaps of funny jokes.

I would rate this book 9/10

This book was written by Francesca Simon and Illustrated by Tony Ross

Dog Gone Hollywood

This book is about the uglyest famous dog in Hollywood. One day his family and him went out to dinner and as soon as they walked in everyone rushed over to them wanting his signature cause he the worlds uglyest dog but then the most famous human in Hollywood walked into the restaurant and everyone rushed over to him the dog felt upset that every one had left to go to the most famous person in Hollywood. after there meal they went home and everyone went to sleep
the dog was very tired everyone was very tired the dog had a dream and in the morning he woke up and thought I am still very popular dog soo then he felt alot better

My name is Stilton, Geronimo Stilton

This book is about a mouse called Geronimo Stilton who is the editor of a newspaper called the Rodents Gazette. In this book Geronimo Stilton needs a helper to help him with all the stuff in the newspaper so he hired a mouse called Pinky. She walked in wearing a pair of platform sneakers. One thing that he hated was loud music and bright colours and what did she walk in wearing? - all the stuff he hated.

"How old are you?" he asked acting totally normal.

"I am 14," commented Pinky.

"Are you not too young to be a newspaper helper?"

The next he found some odd cheese. What could it be? It was some bright coloured yellow cheese.

" Yum," he said. "I know I am the best helper or what."

" Yep, you are pretty good."

Drama Queen Puppy Love

This book is about a girl called Drama Queen. Drama Queen had two houses, her dad's and her mums. At her mum's house they have healthy food and at her dad's they have stuff like hot dogs. One day drama queen saw some puppies and she decided that she wanted a puppy but her Dad and Mum both say the same thing, "no." One day Leo (her babysitter) said, "OK let's get a trial puppy and see if you still want one."

" OK ." So the day went by. Drama Queen had a trial and she decided she did not want a puppy anymore. That night Drama Queen sat down and ate dinner with both her Mum and dad. Her mum ate a healthy salad and her Dad had donuts and Drama Queen had healthy salad and donuts too.

This book was written by a company called Bang on the door

The Fairground Ghost

This book is about a boy called Jake who hears there is a fair in town and wants to go.  So he asks his mum and she said, "no, ask your sister."  So Jake asks his sister to take him to the fair and he sister said, "OK, we would love to take you."  

So the next morning they got up nice and early, ready to walk down to the fair.  When they got there Marica (Jake's sister) and Brad (Marica's friend) went to the tunnel of love and left Jake to pick a scary ride to go on.  He finds a ghost train. He thinks everything in there is scary except the ghost.  So he tells the manager and he calls the scare inspector and he looked at the scare-o- meter and the ghost hit never scary.  The ghost started to cry and then Jake went up to him and said " Come with me.  We will show them you are super scary."  So the little ghost wanted  Jake to make him scary.  So they decided to go on some rides and so many people were screaming he got angry with them.  So Jake took him back to the ghost train and put him back under the scare-o-meter and he became "help!"  So for the rest of the day so many people wanted to go on the ghost train and some were even coming out like zombies!

This book was written by Felicity Everett

Too Big

This book is about a boy called Neil whose Dad wants to cut down a tree outside his window but he tells him not to so he makes his mind up that he will leave it.  Then three days later his mum takes him out to the shops and he finds a jumper that he likes and it is the right size but his mum says,
" no that's too small.  I want something that will fit you two years from now". The next thing he knows he is wearing a cricket jumper that is two sizes too big on him.  Because of how big his stuff is, he has to get a new bigger wardrobe fitted so that his clothes could fit. He asks his mum if he can just buy stuff in his size.  So they go shopping and he gets a new jumper and clothes that fit him.

This book was written by Geraldine McCaughrean
And Illustrated by Peter Bailey

Long Live Roberto

This book is about a king that could pick any pet in the world but he picks a rabbit and calls it Roberto and makes it a really royal rabbit.   It is so royal he got a gold disc and crown.   The king rules a country called Ranga-Tanga-roo.  The king has lots of friends.  But one day he has two people who don't like him.   They are dogs called Flea Collar and Dog Breath who took the rabbit making the king was so sad he was giving a 1000 dollar reward away for anyone who finds his rabbit.  So Flea Collar and Dog Breath wrote a letter to the king saying,  "we have taken your rabbit.  If we give your rabbit back can we have the money? From Flea Collar and Dog Breath."   So the king did not give the money but found them and they were put into jail for kidnapping the king's rabbit.

This book was written by Rose Impey

I would tell people who like short books to read this

Cheetah Conservation

This book is all about cheetahs.  It was written by Susan Brocker, a New Zealand author.  The first chapter is called "The Race to Survive."   It is all about what food they eat and how they survive.  They eat other animals like Zebra.  Cheetahs have been around for 4 million years but they can now only be found in Asia and Africa.   95 percent of baby cheetahs die before they are 4 months old.  Cheetahs grow between 2-3 centimetres and almost the whole body is covered with spots.   A cheetah weighs between 36-64Kg.   At the cheetah centre they feed them mainly chicken or turkey drumsticks.   Kathrine Bell is a voluntary worker at the outreach centre and she said,     "working with cheetahs is a special job.  It's fantastic."  Also she commented on how she had never been scared by cheetahs from when she was little and they are not very aggressive animals. The photos used in this book where real photos from Asia and Africa.

All Right Vegemite

This book is filled with lots of jokes. The funniest one is " Teacher Teacher don't be dumb give me back my bubble gum. Teacher teacher don't be mean give me a coin for the coffee machine." It has a lot of fun jokes like that one. Here is another funny joke " I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea, I saw you in the bathtub whoops pardon me." This book is the second of five books by June Factor and illustrated by Peter Viska. The rhymes in here some are funny and some are not so funny. I would tell people who like a joke to read this book.

Funny Bone

This book is about a boy called Zack who has lost his funny bone so to him nothing is funny any more. He is going to the circus with his dad to see some clowns but to him they're not funny. All the way home his dad is laughing but he doesn't laugh. When he gets home his sister is watching the TV and when a funny part of the programme comes on, his sister said, "why are you not laughing?"
"I have lost my Funny bone."     He walks into the dining room and his grandad was there. Grandfather told Zack a joke that he would normally laugh at. "What's wrong Zack?"
"I've lost my funny bone," he said.  Zach looks in the cupboard and he finds his funny bone in the cupboard.

This book was written Christopher Stitt

A Year With Roald Dahl

This book is filled with fun facts and jokes. It has jokes such as the one of how to cook alligator french stick. It's all about Halloween, April Fools' day and how to say happy birthday in Dutch, French, Hindi, Hawaiian, Icelandic, Thai, Norwegian, Italian, Welsh, Hebrew and Spanish. It tells why not to eat wild mushrooms, how to play a game called conkers, how long the kings and queens lived for, the ten weirdest ice cream flavours. Two of the weirdest flavours are cow tongue and star spotting. Two of Roald Dahl favourite books that he has written are "The BFG" and "The Twits".